Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?
Because it was making him Moody.
does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like
- "oh is the second season of that out?"
- "but i need to watch that one too-"
- "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
look at dis rolly baby
its a wrinkle
blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? use your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard
i will probably delete this and i can’t stop listening to the guardians soundtrack help me
something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care
That’s Benedict for: “Fuck you, I’m an actor!”
we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe