It's the eyes I reckon.
Hi. I'm Blakeley. I go to school in New York. I'm a Hufflepuff. And I think I'm really funny.

bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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(via saltwaterandink)



endiot:

hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

(via briancolfer)



(via viva-la-glamour)



madnessinthemusic:

does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like

  • "oh is the second season of that out?"
  • "but i need to watch that one too-"
  • "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
  • *stress*

(via slow-lita)



babyferaligator:

housewifeswag:

look at dis rolly baby

its a wrinkle

babyferaligator:

housewifeswag:

look at dis rolly baby

its a wrinkle

(Source: cute-overload, via washroom-color)



okaywork:

blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? use your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard

(via jennstarkid)



endofadream:

i will probably delete this and i can’t stop listening to the guardians soundtrack help me

endofadream:

i will probably delete this and i can’t stop listening to the guardians soundtrack help me

(via briancolfer)



partybarackisinthehousetonight:

something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care

(via a-domestic)



rox712:

That’s Benedict for: “Fuck you, I’m an actor!”

(via stay-sherlocked)



Baby: H-h
Parent: The baby's first words!
Baby: H-h h-h-h
Parent: House?? Hair???
Baby: H-h-h
Baby: Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.


sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

(Source: difficult, via vodkacupcakes)



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(Source: darren-ecriss, via unjellifiedblaine)



"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to." "You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: escapedgoat, via livesinthe-stars)



When Arthur Weasley was dating Molly at Hogwarts, they would often spend afternoons sitting by the lake watching the ducks. On their one month anniversary Arthur presented Molly with a gift to remind her of him; a rubber duck that he had found in a muggle shop. She took it gratefully and asked him what it was for. This confused him slightly when he realised that he had no idea, it hadn’t come with an instruction booklet. Ever since then he has asked every person in contact with the muggle world what the function of a rubber duck is. He still doesn’t know.